The FBI: how much more hysterical can they get?

I have to say I was almost literally rolling on the floor laughing then I read this article:

FBI: Sex Offenders Could Exploit Free WiFi (Per the site's request, I am providing only the link, not the content.)

So. Free WiFi can "attract dangerous criminals"? I guess so (clearly the FBI is not concerned about non-dangerous criminals). And terrorists too. But you know, free anything will attract the same folks, along with everyone else.

(sarcasm:) Is the FBI saying that nothing should be free?